Extreme
Extreme Meat! On one of our eXtremely frequent trips to our local Wal-Mart I was perusing the breakfast goods and I came across the fantastical Jimmy Dean brand croissant breafast sandwich. The delectable delight comes jam packed with sausage AND bacon plus some egg and cheese slapped on top. Not too crazy other than it now comes with “New! Extreme Meat!.” One wonders what makes said meat so extreme, but in the name of science I decided I must sample this meat of extremity! Turns out it’s pretty good, however it did go “extreme!” on my ulcer. I was in pain for the majority of the day, so this fiendish meat is not for the faint of stomach. Now! gaze upon the master of all breakast sandwiches and cower in fear!!