Now That’s What I Call a Bad Idea: Volume 2

This is the “long-awaited” second list of bad ideas from waaaaay back when. Enjoy.

  • Fire-Retardant Charcoal Briquets
  • Collapsible Cribs—Save space! Warning: may crush baby
  • Rocket-Powered Big Wheel
  • Head Cheese
  • Sharpie Brand 44 Magnum Marker in 5 new scents!
  • KidsCo Little Tyke “Junior Home Smelting Kit”
  • Anything directed by Uwe Boll
  • Do-it-Yourself Breast Implants
  • Single Use Dentures—Never Brush again!
  • Gasoline-Powered Wireless Phone—40 minutes to the gallon!
  • “Tuna-Safe” Dolphin Jerky—Now in Teriyaki Style!
  • Sony Blu-Ray/Betamax/MiniDisc combo player
  • The Dust Brothers “Unplugged”—Only on VH1!
  • Titanic II: Back from Davy Jones’s Locker!
  • Pack-a-Potty-in-a-Purse