Suggestions on what to do with Confederate Statues and Monuments

Possible solutions, that give the proper respect due to them:

  1. Place in the bottom of outhouses.
  2. Military target practice.
  3. Melt down and use as sewer lids.
  4. Dump in ocean to make artificial reefs.
  5. Stone ones can be carved deeper into to create new, slightly smaller monuments to honor people who are not racist traitors.