This is the “long-awaited” second list of bad ideas from waaaaay back when. Enjoy.
- Fire-Retardant Charcoal Briquets
- Collapsible Cribs—Save space! Warning: may crush baby
- Rocket-Powered Big Wheel
- Head Cheese
- Sharpie Brand 44 Magnum Marker in 5 new scents!
- KidsCo Little Tyke “Junior Home Smelting Kit”
- Anything directed by Uwe Boll
- Do-it-Yourself Breast Implants
- Single Use Dentures—Never Brush again!
- Gasoline-Powered Wireless Phone—40 minutes to the gallon!
- “Tuna-Safe” Dolphin Jerky—Now in Teriyaki Style!
- Sony Blu-Ray/Betamax/MiniDisc combo player
- The Dust Brothers “Unplugged”—Only on VH1!
- Titanic II: Back from Davy Jones’s Locker!
- Pack-a-Potty-in-a-Purse